Ten Things I Hate About You

Veens Tagged me so here goes


The rules of the game are:

---write 10 things u hate about the opposite sex

---at the end of the tag, tag 5 random bloggers to take up the Tag


well ok here goes, well for a guy who recently stated that he falls in love with a new girl every day this is going to sound down right two faced and the things im going to write are going to get me beat up. but here goes

1. Make up. yeah from where i stand god made women so beautiful at least almost all of them and for the small negligible percentage that don't look good any amount of goo on your face is not going to help you. it generally detracts from your true looks and makes you all feel like wanna=be's.

2. Fashion look dressing up is fine, and i don't have a problem with low waists, tank tops, short skirts and hot pants but for god's sakes look in the mirror before you step out of the house oh and if you are so uncomfortable in the clothes that u have to keep tugging them down or up then don't wear them, and tight clothes make you look desperate and insecure, especially of you wear them all the time and are not comfortable in them.

3. fake accents and mannerisms put me off i mean be who you are, don't pretend.

4. When you want some thing say it out loud. its been ages guys don't understand the sublime signals that you send them. for them they are tone deaf so tell them what you mean or need by saying it out loud. giving subtle signs is a waste of your time as well as ours.

5. i hate all the squeaky squeally tone that girls effect when they pretend to be excited about some thing.

6. gossip. what is it with girls and gossip?. why cant they keep their noses clean and mind their own business

7. Oh and PMSing is not a excuse to be rude. i mean we understand your in a bad place, may be we cant empathize but we do understand. but it still isn't and excuse to get rude.

8. i went shopping with a friend of mine, it was during my graduation i had time to kill in the evenings and she lived right next to college, so i crashed at her place most days. so i took her shopping too when she needed, i don't mind shopping and frankly don't understand the horror stories other guys have of taking women shopping. but this day she wanted to go makeup shopping and took me to a Lo' real store and promptly took the back of my hand and scratched me with like 10 different shades of brown. then she asked my opinion on which one was better.i don't mind shopping and i don't mind bungling time when i have it but brown's brown and red's red i don't get the difference between (courtesy amazon) south peach, west palm peach and manila peach. read the names tell me that u don't find them funny.

9. why do you ask questions that you want us to answer un truthfully and still ask us to tell you the truth always.

10 finally boys will be boys and they like sports, fast cars and bikes. if you like boys then make the effort to know about their interest and spend some time doing what they like because you like doing it too. so learn about cricket, football or formula 1 for a change and sit and watch the odd match or race with them. boys do a lot of things to please the girls they like is this asking too much.



ok now to make up for what i have said before.

1. Love the way you smile, when you see me.

2. love the way you blush at a compliment and the look in your eyes when you get a compliment.

3. love it when the girl becomes a woman when things get rough, love it when you take charge and then tell every one what to do.

4. love it when you are scared when you watch horror movies and cling on to our arms even when the movie is over.

5. love it when you are in dresses and saris they just look so elegant.

6. Love the way you smell. even if its just shampoo, its like nothing else

any one who is interested can pick up the tag

8 comments:

--xh-- said...

man, u have written for me too :-D me too hv to do this tag, and am sure you will find many of these points in my tag too :-D

Anonymous said...

Great, I was about to tell you that xh copied your stuff.. but then he told you himself!

:)

L'oreal shopping? Hilarious! And what did u say in the end??!!

I like it Shanu a tag superbly dnoe really!

and i love the things you said you love about girls... it feels warm and cosy :)
Lovely indeed!

vishruti said...

i dont knw,kinda didnt expect this from u. Isn't th very is a stereotypically view,i can vouch for all the girls around, most of them arn't like that.Trust me,most of the things apply to guys too.
The only problem i have with girls is that they have abysmally low tolerance levels,that bugs the hell out me,i hate that i have to live in a girls hostel,or maybe its just me being unreasonable.

Well i liked the , "wt u like the most abt girls."

Anonymous said...

I guess, he is talking about general experience he had with certain girls and not trying to generalize...

SMRITI said...

I read Anoop's blog first and then came to yours. Again... every guy says the same things... Girls, grow up and listen to the guys :P

I loved your "Things that you love about them" stuff. It was very sweet. Sure does make up for it all, even though they number 6. Weightage counts!! :P

Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

LOL! you say boys are gonna be boys? Well, girls are gonna be girls! Deal with it!

vagabond dreamer said...

thanks you guys, i should point out that its not a generalization some girls are like this and those that are are so obnoxious and those that arent are real nice too,
and thanx for valian defense Veens

busy-writer said...

lol!! nice one here!

and haha, yea true.. girls will be girls. deal with it :P

blogrollin you!