I have a faint suspicion. If Genesis, yes the first book of the Old Testament, from the Bible, is correct then we are a huge genetic aberration. Bear with me, the detriments of inbreeding have already been proven by science. Then if Genesis is true, we are all descendants of Adam and Eve, so the entire world's population is one inbred population. we are all marrying and procreating with our distant cousins, well except for redneck America, where its mostly first cousins and brothers and sisters still. OK so as we inbreed, there are more and more genetic issues and decreasing intelligence.
Even if evolution is true, the current reserch says, thru the study of mitocondria (something very complicated) that we are all descendents of eight female originators. so there too we are inbred, if a little less, degenerates.
OK by now you must be fuming, at my deductions, well i have positive proof. look at youtube, or any other video channel, and you can see the antics of our species, people standing over airbags while trigering them, running with the bulls, trying to stop cars with sheer will power, and many more. Oh and i have a way of detecting such people too. When ever you hear people utter the statements below, make sure you witness the following from a safe distance.
"I have a great idea"
"I wonder what happens if.."
"You know what, we should do.."
"What can go wrong?"
There are others too which im sure you can add to the list.
Oh and my contribution to the worlds general knowledge, trying to see what a cracker does when put in a beer bottle. That was the closest to a fragmentation grenade i have ever come.
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